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coelasquid:

I’m glad that shows like Parks and Rec and Brooklyn Nine Nine exist because they prove that it’s possible to have a cast of interesting characters who clash and butt heads and have flaws but are all still very fundamentally likeable people.

coelasquid:

Once I was at the bank and the woman ahead of me had this little dog that looked exactly like an Ewok and I kind of wanted to say something but I was worried it might sound rude. When the teller motioned for me to come over to the window she was just gathering her things, and before she took off the teller mentioned something about her dog being cute and she was like “Oh yeah, aren’t they great! They breed them to look like Ewoks!”

allthebitz:

gottacatchemall:

I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out.  He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me.  It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel.
[Bidoof, Text]

Fun Fact! I was the one who originally posted this on 4chan!I never knew it got this popular. Feels good.

I get the feels, but why would master be that DUMB. You never bring an HM slave to a gym; Its a wasted slot that could be used on a combat oriented pokemon.

allthebitz:

gottacatchemall:

I was always called an HM slave by master.  I didn’t quite get what that had meant, but I knew master loved me.  I always did my job of cutting, moving, and surfing for my master.

My master reached a new city and entered the gym that was located there.  The battle was fierce; I could see that master was having a hard time.  My master was just down to two pokemon: myself and his first pokemon Grotle.  I wanted to help him, I wanted him to send me out. 

He returned Grotle after taking a direct hit, and he sent me out.  It was my first battle and I wanted to impress my master.  I waited for his orders, but I didn’t hear anything.  I turned around and I saw him healing Grotle with a super potion.  He didn’t pay any attention to me and I didn’t notice the razor leaf heading straight for my face.

I blacked out.  I woke up to see that my master had won his badge.  He was praising his other pokemon for a job well done, except for me. 

It almost seemed like my job was just to take a hit.  But master wouldn’t be that cruel.

[Bidoof, Text]

Fun Fact! I was the one who originally posted this on 4chan!

I never knew it got this popular. Feels good.

I get the feels, but why would master be that DUMB. You never bring an HM slave to a gym; Its a wasted slot that could be used on a combat oriented pokemon.

doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

IMPORTANT DOCTOR WHO ANNOUNCEMENT!
Meet Ms. Delphox, a new character to be introduced in the new season of Doctor Who, as played by Keeley Hawes. 

Keeley Hawes (Line of Duty, Upstairs Downstairs) will join the cast of Doctor Who, starring opposite the Doctor. Hawes will play Ms. Delphox, a powerful out of this world character with a dark secret. Traveling across space and time, the Twelfth Doctor (Peter Capaldi) and his companion, Clara Oswald (Jenna Coleman), will come face to face with the mysterious Ms. Delphox when they arrive on a strange and puzzling planet.

We cannot wait for the return of new episodes of Doctor Who and will share more information as we hear it. 

In case you missed it, there was some exciting new-character-related news released last night!

doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

IMPORTANT DOCTOR WHO ANNOUNCEMENT!

Meet Ms. Delphox, a new character to be introduced in the new season of Doctor Who, as played by Keeley Hawes

Keeley Hawes (Line of Duty, Upstairs Downstairs) will join the cast of Doctor Who, starring opposite the Doctor. Hawes will play Ms. Delphox, a powerful out of this world character with a dark secret. Traveling across space and time, the Twelfth Doctor (Peter Capaldi) and his companion, Clara Oswald (Jenna Coleman), will come face to face with the mysterious Ms. Delphox when they arrive on a strange and puzzling planet.

We cannot wait for the return of new episodes of Doctor Who and will share more information as we hear it. 

In case you missed it, there was some exciting new-character-related news released last night!

kevin0793:

keepklainingon:

To celebrate Pi Day, we really ought to have someone write ‘Happy Pi Day’ in the language with the most circles: Gallifreyan. But I don’t know Gallifreyan. Welp.

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happy pi day! in Gallifrayian.

coelasquid:

plupluru:

LET IT GOES LET IT GOES TURNS AWAY AND FUCKS THEM HOES

I laff’d

coelasquid:

plupluru:

LET IT GOES
LET IT GOES
TURNS AWAY AND FUCKS THEM HOES

I laff’d

mycroftsmindtardis:

imperialdalek:

Basically.

this is it. this is the show.